Vanity Plates

Today, I'd like to talk about vanity plates. I must say, I understand the draw of the vanity plate. Having a license plate that actually says something about you, as a person, is a heady idea. However, your plate must be chosen carefully, lest what it says about you, as a person, is "I'm a massive tool." The following are some examples of what to choose and what to avoid when it comes to vanity plates:

Would you like your license plate to be a public service message, warning other drivers about your lack of care? If so, this is the plate for you:

And, here's an alternate version if you are a massive tool:

That's incorrect spelling and improper grammar. Does this person have no shame?

 

Now, for the gentlemen in the audience, here's a plate that will advertise your "massive" tool, while making you look like a massive tool as well:

 And here's an option that will send a similar message, but will at least tell people that you're well educated as well:

I hope everyone has learned something today. Remember, if you're going to get a vanity plate, consider what it means and not just what it says.