Size Matters: When Smaller is Better

 Alright, everyone, today I'm going to have a little fun with mathematics and a shrink ray. For my first experiment I applied a shrink ray to a car about which I've already written, the Cadillac Escalade:

As we can see, the shrink ray successfully turned this motorized Freud theory into a much more attractive vehicle, the Cadillac SRX.

 Next, I applied a shrink ray to a boring family car. Not a terrible car per say, just mind numbingly boring:

Here, the shrink ray turns the boring Honda Odyssey into a much more fun and interesting Honda Fit.

 Now, this next one was surprising. I used the shrink ray on one of the vehicles that I hate the most, and it was turned into a car which I find very attractive:

The Chevy HHR is actually a gigantic Mini. Who knew?

 Finally, I brushed up on my math skills for the most difficult problem I've faced since I had to make a choice between Legend of Zelda and Mario on game night. I had to find a way to make the PT
Cruiser appeal to a wider market than just the undead:

QED. Forget the ugly PT Cruiser and buy a Fiat 500!