It's a Miracle!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I have witnessed an actual miracle. Today, the limits of my beliefs were tested. Not by aliens, or conspiracy theories, or even by science fiction novels-turned-religions. No, I've been the victim of a shock and awe campaign run by none other than the good people of Sweden. Allow me to be plain, I saw an attractive Volvo:

I was blown away! But then:

And after a little research into this phenomenon:

That's right, folks. All of the new cars, in every line are now attractive. What's up, Volvo? I always considered your car designs the seven horsemen harbingers of the PT Cruiser apocalypse. This new trend towards cars that don't cause mental scarring in small children is...amazing. And if you, who have consistently made cars that were practical to a fault, and uglier still, can do it; who knows? Maybe, one sweet, sweet day, Chrysler will destroy all the PT Cruisers. Perhaps Hummer will make small, practical cars. Anything is possible in this brand new world of the attractive Volvo. Anything.